Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(732): View more from New Jersey

You look like a girl that would like strip clubs

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(406): View more from Montana

someone owes me an orgasm

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(352): View more from Florida

Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.

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(360): View more from Washington

well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?

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(937): View more from Ohio

With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.

(1-937): View more from Ohio

These kind of text worry me.

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(551): View more from New Jersey

Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?

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(517): View more from Michigan

How was your weekend?

(248): View more from Michigan

My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text

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