Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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