just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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