I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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