i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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