I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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