Non-Jews are for practice
i would punch a child for taco bell
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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