If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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