and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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