he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
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