She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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