everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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