I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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