Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
