Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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