normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Randomize
