Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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