My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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