haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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