I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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