If i come over, it means nothing
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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