I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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