We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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