What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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