Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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