Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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