I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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