scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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