S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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