dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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