I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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