I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I'm really busy with my period
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