fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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