fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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