Sponge bath it is.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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