I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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