I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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