i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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