A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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