I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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