But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
