I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Buhtt sex?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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