She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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