Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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