Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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