I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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