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I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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