I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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