im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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