while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Randomize
