That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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